Just when you thought it was SAFE to dig a ditch on the moon...

 

 

And now for something completely the same.


Advanced Praise for The TORPOMETRONOMICON:

Speaking of disturbing corporate fiction and untenable segues...

Yeees, it's a strange, seminal novel (in hardback, ug) of MAGICAL CORPORATE REALISM from our very own Night Janitor.

And, it's been reviewed, you hogs.

AcmeVaporware's UNEXPURGATED Gallery of Penultimate Whatever

THIS is Really Really NOT Dave's Uterus (it really isn't)

Feng Shui TorpoFluxometer

AVW Tech-Tarot Deck

TorpoLeximatic

AcmeVaporizer

TorpoLeximatic for Ancient Palm O/S

Spelunk the AVW Stuporstore ABYSS

(We really didn't mean for this stupid menu to look like a goofy mushroom cloud.)

 

Current Products

Corporate Officers

Museum of Modern Technology

TorpoNews

Contact AVW

SECRET FLOOB

 

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Finally, if you've absorbed all that and you STILL want something completely different,
check out this ART by award-winning artist and AVW creator, Gary Clemenceau.
Go ahead. See if we care.

Gary Clemenceau's Art Site, Wowwweee