AcmeVaporware Corporate Officers

Corporate officers John Smallberries and John Yaya (pictured here) are often called upon to perform internecine and distasteful BlackWorld schmooze missions to woo venture capitalists. All are rumored to be linked with Indonesian high-tech baldness cure interests. We don't care who they work for as long as they aren't with the FDA and they hug their cooling fans and revel in the Miracle of Orange Groves.

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