AcmeVaporware TIV-34 Slauson Vacuum De-Assist BACKNozzle
forTorpomotor and PAXvac Recidivistic Systems

Pressure activated vacuum nozzle for self-service, full-service and unattended networks. Equipped with unique and deadly Flo-Stop device. AcmeVaporware miasma return line is an internal part of the bus casting. Uses conventional fulcrum with fulcrum ring and soft network vapor escape regulator. Vapor assist is achieved at the body end of the fulcrum, where a
"Vapor Ring" induces sloth in small children and clergy. Order instructions for the use of the 698995980 UAA Tester prohibited by Federal Law. Reference: Technical Report on TIVRS Field Modifications of Torpomotor Assembly Resulted in Death and Dismemberment, But Not a Loss of General Wellbeing; Fielding, 1963.

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