The AVW Feng Shui Torpo-Fluxometer
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The AcmeVaporware Feng Shui Torpo-Fluxometer for Unflinching Network Vector Orientation enables anyone to instantly determine which direction to orient their network for chi optimization. This chi-optimization technology was first discovered by occult cruise-packet researchers at Morvalia Polytechnic University's Advanced Divination section (whose research was funded by a generous grant from AcmeVaporware). AVW's Networking Feng Shui Vector technology reaches quickly and easily into the Soliton Reality Transport Layer that constantly surrounds us, extracting and pre-packaging the optimal native networking vector changes or flux. In this form of networking Feng Shui, a representative doppelganger of the envisioned network is designed to fit the corporate LAN/WAN "body" comfortably, orienting it along a North-South-East-West cardinal grid to allow the network body to best route vital soliton energy, or chi, so that is can function effectively and thus eliminate metro gridlock.
In Feng Shui networking, every cruise-packet soliton has a certain chi value. These values are automatically collated and analyzed by the Torpo-Fluxometer, which then generates vector matrix aggregations that guide the creation of LANs and WANs, tailoring the flow to promote individual end-user well-being and maximum carrier cost-effectiveness.
In relation to existing network build-outs, Networking Feng Shui archetypes guide us in seeking naturally beneficial site/CO conditions, network topologies and equipment enclosures, rack arrangements, optimal wiring paths and such. In doing so, the AVW Feng Shui Torpo-Fluxometer channels natural earth-mother/cruise-packet chi energies to empower networks in doing what they already do, but just a whole lot better and with a pretty blue glow.
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